One from John

here's one from john when he was 4:

John: "mommy, where are you from"

Jen: "regina"

John: "oh...i have a penis"

heheheheh

ELI

I'm walking down the hallway towards the master bedroom. I happen to pass the washroom. the door is open and Eli is standing in front of the toilet wiping his bottom.
Me: everything okay Eli?
Eli: Uh BuhBYE!